leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

this is really powerful. wow.

(via bright—ness)

(Source: splitterherzen)

I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

(via blesscersei)

(Source: grettypop)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?